Total Medals Earned: 94 (From 25 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,110 Points
Medals Earned: 5/16 (30/295 points)
What is this game anyway?
I guess you know what this game is.
You got the hang of this!
You REALLY got the hang of this!
Not afraid of the cross.
It's healthy to avoid red things.
Square, but definetly not fair.
I guess you made it fair.
Squeeze in there bud!
Tight, but comfy, and in your lane.
Line go pew, pew, pew.
You go woosh, woosh, woosh.
Few corners, many challenges.
Not few enough corners.
Your wish is my command.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/11 (55/325 points)
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 9/21 (115/500 points)
Launch Piconjo: AFK
Catch your first fish.
Catch a Tank Fish
Catch a Fish Man
Catch an Hourglass Dog
Earn $100 in total
Earn $1000 in total
Earn $10000 in total
Ascend for the first time
Catch a Grunt
Catch a Golden Whale
Catch a Zombeh Limb
Earn $100000 in total
Earn $1000000 in total
Rescue the crab
Blow up Pico as he rides past
Max out all stats (excluding ascension)
Take a peek at the credits
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/100 points)
Elected as President.
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
You've created an enemy.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.
The Pistol Party disappeared.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/205 points)
Finish Any Easy Level
Finish Any Medium Level
Finish Any Hard Level
Finish All Easy Levels
Finish All Medium Levels
Finish All Hard Levels
Finish All Levels
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/220 points)
Play the game!
Shathead
Obtain the Skrunkle (You don't get anything, but hey, 10 points)
Defeat the Big Boi
Medals Earned: 1/17 (5/500 points)
Hit yourself
Die within 10 seconds
Go through the walls
Ram head first into a rock
Get the SNEK to 10,000 points
Have SNEK reach max speed
Get the SNEK to 15,000 points
Be one segment long
Be 300 Segments Long
Get the SNEK to 25,000 points
Keep SNEK alive for 5 minutes
Get the SNEK to 50,000 points
Make it to the top of the leaderboards
Run SNEK on any device
Medals Earned: 4/4 (95/95 points)
You won!
Get all fails in StS.
Get jumpscared by Henry.
Medals Earned: 3/37 (20/420 points)
Enter the village for the first time.
Open the second present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the first present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh gift!
Open the twelfth gift!
Open the thirteenth gift! (Before Brandy Does)
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth gift!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second gift!
Open the twenty-third gift!
Open the twenty-fourth gift!
Open the twenty-fifth gift!
Open the twenty-sixth gift!
Open the twenty-seventh gift!
Open the twenty-eighth gift!
Open the twenty-ninth gift!
Open the thirtieth gift!
Open the thirty-first gift!
Happy New Year!!! Thank you for playing Tankmas 2021! See you next year!
Score 15 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade
Score 30 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade game
Score 40 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade
Receive a Kiss from Tom Fulp, or anyone with this medal